Foreigners smell

And they look funny too. We need to act quickly to stop this foul-smelling menace before it's too late.

Normally England is green and pleasant, with nothing but the sweetest of smells. But now? "Basically, over the last few days, we've had fresh, strong winds from an easterly direction," said Miss Holland. "As a result some of our air is coming from continental Europe." And we know what that means...