Are you England in disguise?

What on earth has happened to Australia?  Brutal experience has taught me that it’s never wise to make predictions at Adelaide.  However, in Adelaide Australia have: dropped two fast bowlers and replaced them with an injury-prone speedster and an honest left-arm tryer with disastrous hair; suffered a farcical top-order run out; lost their captain and vice-captain for 2 runs between them; picked a team with 4 number 11s; and complained about how the nasty opposition fast bowler was calling their players horrid names.

It’s like watching England in the mid 1990s.